Sometimes, there's nothing that can be added to make something funnier.
Illinois, as most know, is the land of corrupt politicians. Most recently, they put a president in the White House. Barack Obama has yet to be indicted for any crimes, but mostly, in Illinois, it never happens anyway. Republicans are feeding the jail population as much as Democrats, so no one is left of out of the fame of shame.
Rod Blagojevich initates a bad Elvis impersonator.
In case you prefer the Elvis Presley version of "Treat Me Nice"
