Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bill Clinton. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Barack Obama to Roland Burris: One Soul Was Not Enough

Barack Obama, disappointed the value of his Illinois Senate Seat only drew a paltry $S.ss (one soul, in US dollars, with no change), he has asked Roland Burris to return it.

The trouble, the value has further dropped, and the buyer will need to toss in manhood as well to confirm the purchase. Immediately, this brought to mind Hillary Clinton. She is an expert carpetbagger, but already has take a position, thanks to Kelly Temporary Services' secretary division. There was some confusion in the matter, as she is Secretary of State. Jesse White thought she wanted his job, and offered her a
driver's licence to lay off. Husband Bill Clinton reminded him he was unsuccessful with the same thing.

Meanwhile, Mr. Burris continues his "I'm not listening" tour, which involves press avoidance, lies, malarkey and Oprah watching. Burris has declared he has no intention of returning the seat.

Not unexpectedly, MSNBC is delighted to report that Illinois Democrats still believe he might be innocent. They said that about Rod Blagovich too, and so all results are favorable. Their circle will not go unbroken.

Democrats Give Burris the Benefit of the Doubt

Peoria democrat Dave Koehler says before accussing Senator Roland Burris of any wrong doing an investigation should be done.
Eric Clapton : Before You Accuse Me - Live London 2008


Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Bill Clinton Denies the Monica Lewinsky Affair

Bill Clinton denies the Monica Lewinsky affair. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Newly Listed: Hillary Clinton's Seat (NY)

Fresh on the Market
Senate seat most recently owned by Hillary Clinton. Covered in carpeting, formerly used to produce bags. Her husband Bill has indicated no interest in her seat. Requires no maintenance, except for occasional votes and photo ops. Suitable for nannies, heiresses, need not be a resident of New York.

Washington, D.C.
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
United States Senate
476 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Phone: (202) 224-4451
General Fax: (202) 228-0282
Scheduling Req Fax: (202) 228-0121
TTY/TDD: (202) 224-6821