WikiLeaks Leader Wanted

Wanted - Invisible Leader for Underground Populist Data Acquisition Organization

• Must have European 'James Bond' meets 'Scandinavian Spy' meets 'Andy Warhol' art school elegance.
• Almost perfect English helpful, but retains mysterious accent.
• With a straight face, must be able to claim no knowledge of stolen sources as effectively as Ronald Reagan and Contra.
• Must prefer free speech, yet himself may hide any and all skeletons, picadillos, whores and rape conquests. Supporters will hush these as important, less essential than freedom of speech.
• Remember, we need a figure head, not an active leader. Hackers will do the real work.
• No women need apply, thank you. We are proudly a misogynous organization. We use women; we do not let them lead.

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