Wanted: One Senate Seat: Will Trade for Soul
Any state, any party. Whatever the polls say to vote for is fine. Prefer virgin states not accustomed to corruption, but will negotiate for best offer if no such state can be found. Skilled at public speaking and personality morphing.
Will purchase for soul, unused, still in wrapper.
To extend offer, please write to
Screen Actors Guild
Hollywood - National Headquarters
5757 Wilshire Blvd., 7th Floor
Los Angeles, CA 90036-3600
(323) 954-1600 Main Switchboard