Found posted on a telephone post next to Fast Louie's Pawn Shop:
Lost: Special 1992 Edition 'The Year of Women' Senate Seat Seat rumored to be cursed, as all parties to sit in it find their rear burnt. Used to vote against legendary 'Defense of Marriage Act,' then subsequently divorce. May include signed playing cards of veteran Nigerian dictator Sani Abacha. Former owner now hawks coffee, tea and spice.
If found, please return to
Carol Moseley Braun
c/o
Ambassador Organics™
1634 E. 53rd St.
2nd Floor
Chicago, IL 60615
773-288-3700
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