Wanted - Invisible Leader for Underground Populist Data Acquisition Organization
- Must have European 'James Bond' meets 'Scandinavian Spy' meets 'Andy Warhol' art school elegance.
- Almost perfect English helpful, but retains mysterious accent.
- With a straight face, must be able to claim no knowledge of stolen sources as effectively as Ronald Reagan and Contra.
- Must prefer free speech, yet himself may hide any and all skeletons, picadillos, whores and rape conquests. Supporters will hush these as important, less essential than freedom of speech.
- Remember, we need a figure head, not an active leader. Hackers will do the real work.
- No women need apply, thank you. We are proudly a misogynous organization. We use women; we do not let them lead.