Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Newly Listed: Hillary Clinton's Seat (NY)

Fresh on the Market
Senate seat most recently owned by Hillary Clinton. Covered in carpeting, formerly used to produce bags. Her husband Bill has indicated no interest in her seat. Requires no maintenance, except for occasional votes and photo ops. Suitable for nannies, heiresses, need not be a resident of New York.

Washington, D.C.
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton
United States Senate
476 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
Phone: (202) 224-4451
General Fax: (202) 228-0282
Scheduling Req Fax: (202) 228-0121
TTY/TDD: (202) 224-6821

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