Reduced Price: Joe Biden's Senate Seat
No loan needed here. DNC issued coupons accepted on Tuesdays (double on Super Tuesdays). Own the seat of a preachy Senate talker. Stuffed with used subway tickets and a dogeared copy of "How to Insult Your Friend and Your Enemy Alike." Though Catholic by Vatican standards, Biden will include Mapquest directions to the Planned Parenthood fundraising offices at no extra charge.
201 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20510
tel: (202) 224-5042
fax: (202) 224-0139