Senate Seat Back on Market
Underused, yet worn from much sitting. Present owner named cannot handle continued use. May require repair and thorough cleaning. Scandal-stink discovered and will be leeched out. Prefer to sell to part of the Chicago Machine. Experience not necessary. Will trade for favors and a draft pick yet to be named. Attorney Generals not welcome.
Senator Roland Burris to Retire, Won't Seek a Full Term
Maybe they'll use:
OdoBan - 128oz jug & 24oz bottle