As Rod Blagojevich is being sentenced, he asked that important question:
"Do I get to sing "Jailhouse Rock? Can I keep my Elvis Presley hair?"
The judge, amused, stood up, and dueted the song with him. The prosecutors were not amused, feeling this only gave them a bad name.
And somewhere, Michael Madigan is humming the same tune, grateful he is nowhere near a jail.
Meanwhile, Illinois Governor Pat Quinn is delighted, knowing he really never would have gotten this job any other way.